Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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