I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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