i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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