i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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