Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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