Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
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Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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