piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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