he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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