I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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