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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
