your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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