You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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