Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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