We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Do vagina's smell?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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