You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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