Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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