what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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