Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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