my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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