This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
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Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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