You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
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I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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