pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Two words: blizzard sex
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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