If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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