Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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