I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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