somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
