Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
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go home
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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