let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
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Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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