Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
This is my gift to your gina
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