i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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