Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
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He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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