I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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