He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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