how can u be prego again
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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