Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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