areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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