Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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