You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
My pussy is not your playground.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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