New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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