Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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