He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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