I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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