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So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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