Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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