So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
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Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
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somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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