just come out here and I will go home with you...
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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