i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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