i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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