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Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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