so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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