So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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