and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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