She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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