do herpes really smell.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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