Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize