Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
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Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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