you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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