didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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